We're sitting at an internet cafe in Frankfurt, trying to bounce back from a pretty big night of partying. We almost set fire to the restaurant bar. Who knew coasters were so flammable.

TO NICOLE (Jason's sis): Your brother is pissing me off. He is really concerned that you will lose all respect for him. He's like Kim Jong Il with his censorship. PLEASE DO NOT READ BELOW THIS. Have a nice day.

I just had a delicious pastry. It was better than Jason's. A diet coke too. Jesus, I hate censorship. We are in danger of only posting about what we ate. Geoff, please post from the UK. I am taking away Jason's admin privilieges.

This damn keyboard is messed up. ÖÄ I mean seriously, what is that? It just took me 5 minutes to find the question mark. §

Alright, time to demote Karas. Oh yeah, Frankfurt is full of women with babies.